Where would I want to be right now?

If I could be somewhere other than here I would love to be in a desert oasis.  Filled with food and plenty of water and a big mansion.  With butlers and slaves building me a pyramid so when I die I can have a awesome burial, saying "I had a lot of money and you didn't haha."  Just living out there by myself with nothing other than slaves and butlers I would be very happy, anywhere else wouldn't do.